Friggin in the riggin   Twas on the good ship Venus By Christ you shoulda seen us   The figurehead was a whore in bed suckin a red hot penis   The captain of this lugger He was a dirty buggar He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one place to another   The first mates name was Gordon He was a fuckin moron ten times a day he'd sit and play with his sticky organ   The second mates name was Cooper By Christ he was a trooper He jerked and jerked until he worked himself into a stuper   The third mates name was Andy dear fuck he weren't half randy they crushed his cock on a jagged rock for cumming in the Brandy   The cabin boy was Nipper He felt like Jack the ripper He filled his arse with broken glass and circumsized the skipper   The Captain's wife was Mable to fuck, she was not able because of this they nailed her tits across the barroom table   The captain had a daughter she fell in deep sea water and by her squeels we knew the eels had found her sexual quarters     We are aware that frigging activities were being performed within the rigging of the good ship Venus however this begs the question...Why?? If you have any information that may lead to us finding out the reason this was taking place, please email reason-for-frigging@the-sheri-tree.net