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EMAIL: SHERITRA@THE-SHERI-TREE.NET
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26 May 2019
15:07 I'M HOME FROM HOSPITAL. IT'S ... NICE ...
I'VE DONE LOADS OF ART AND STUFF, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO WANTS A LOOK?
BEEF CASSEROLE DINNER THAT'S WHAT WHEN SERRY GETS HERE ..YAWN. (PSST- SKIN UP, DON'T TELL THE AUTHORITIES !)
BRB [I'LL BE RIGHT BACK] [BTW = BY THE WAY, PMSL = PISSING MY SELF LAUGHING]
21 July 2019 7:29
IF I GET CAUGHT BY THE OMHT THEN I GET SECTIONED INTO AN ALL MALE WARD FOR WEEKS AT A TIME! NO SMOKING NO DRINKING NO SEX NO HOME COMFORTS -WE'RE TALKIN' PLASTIC TEACUPS AND GOBBING IN THE MILK HERE. IT'S A FUNNY GAME THEY WANNA PLAY BUT HEY I REMEMBER JEREMY BEADLE! I'M HALF EXPECTING HIS GRINNING FACE TO APPEAR FROM BEHIND A CURTAIN SOMEWHERE LOL THIS IS GAME FOR A LAUGH ISN'T IT? TALKING OF DARES WE PLAY DOUBLE DARE TOO SO THAT'S WHERE THE FUN REALLY STARTS..PMSL. OH BRB.
SO, I'VE HAD A SHOWER AND I'VE BEEN FOR A 1 MILE BIKE RIDE SO NOW A QUICK GLASS OF HEAD HONCHO AND I'M DOING BACON AND EGGS- COOL!
25 July 2019 13:07
IT IS THE HOTTEST DAY EVER RECORDED TODAY HERE NOW- PHEW NEED A FAN LOL. THE NEIGHBOURS GOT FRIENDLY AND INVITED ME TO THEIR HOT TUB IN MY OWN GARDEN BUT I'M NOT SURE AS THE WATER HAS BEEN IN THERE UNCHANGED FOR 8 WEEKS EW.
11 August 2019 12:33 (Sunday)
Seriously though, one of the worst things about being in the mental hospital was that one day the whole ward wreaked of puke all day and they locked the entrance to the little non-smoking garden area so you couldn't get away from it. What's more I had tooth ache and they wouldn't even get me an Asprin! Eight weeks last spring, seven weeks in there this spring, and there's naff all wrong with me- this shouldn't be allowed. 'Inappropriate Detention'.
Abolish the 1983/4 Mental Health Act or you're control freaks aswell as crazy. Antipsycotic pharmaceutical drugs are bad news and it's basically unjustified legalised drug pushing and false imprisonment linked with insults, character assasination, blackmail and harassment. These people have ruined my life in the name of care for over thirty years and it continues. Anyway, you're paying for it so enjoy my art for free and it doesn't need to mean I'm ill.
Another thing, when thay sectioned me in 2018 one of the staff told me I had to hand in my pendant for safe keeping and it went into the staff ward safe in a locked office. When I came to claim it back it had gone missing and it was Sterling silver with a Citrine stone in it worth about £300, bad loss let alone the sentimental value.
I can never be quite sure when the next attack from the NHS is going to happen to me but I'll try not to worry too much and do what I can to help you all meanwhile. Don't worry yourself about me though, I can look after myself, I don't want you to develop stress eczma on your scalp too and suffer from extra pyramidal effects from the 'medication' ("Open your mouth let me see if you have swallowed it or not"), I know how sore that can be. The shrink who sections me, I don't think it's justified at least in my case and most others. If you really do care for people then help me to get the law changed as regards the mental health act, it's hurt us so much enough is enough, they're damned bullies; the section hospitals are diabolical if you know anyone who it's happened to and their whole approach to people and care seems to be flawed in the almost opposite to correctness, they are so out of touch and out of date and use the law in a way that hurts people like guinnie pigs and doesn't help one bit.
13 August 2019
Just to top things off I was the victim of road rage this afternoon aswell, and he's put a great big dent in me Jag the bastard. I've done the police report so he should get a ban and a fine, the funny thing is the bloke behind me got the whole thing on his dash cam and he gave me his card so he can submit it to the police. Havin a beer now, Cheers.
14 August 2019
Morning. More on that road rage yesterday. The guy with the dash cam emailed me saying he restarted his car and so lost the footage. I have given a description of the man and the van in the police report so there's still hope that the bugger will get done for it.
Pissin' down here today.
So, the van man had straggly black heavy-metal hair, typical bad character stereotype image (I never got into head banging dancing did you?). He was about thirty something and the van was a small courier type thing, blue with yellow lettering: 'AQUARIUM'. I don't like people who keep animals in little tanks and cages unless they're the RSPCA who have good reasons to do so.
You know, sometimes I feel a bit like that fish in the tank, especially when they throw me into the asylum.
So, my mother died in February this year. I however am five grand in debt, I can't afford to go to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and can't afford a new shower unit (the old one cuts out after about 5 mins and it's not quite long enough and I end up standing there wet and shivering with soap all in me hair), and I need new tyres for my motor.
Rain's on again.
15 August 2019
I'll leave you for now with a little giggler:
"Who's Brian's favourite composer? ...
... Mental-son. "
17 August 2019
One thing that's made up for it a bit is I got Number 1 on Number One Music.com.
19 August 2019
There's no point writing to HM Lizzie the Lizard it'll probably never get there, (there's the knighthood gone too lol- anything else?)
27 August 2019
I usually have to pop down the road to the local shop to pick up my cigarettes every day or two so I thought I might get a carton to save me from having to go so often. When the assistant told me how much they were I had to consider taking out a second mortgage in order to afford them for Pete's sake, "...HOW MUCH !?.."
28 August 2019
So, the road rage bloke couldn't be traced by the cops leaving me with a £300 excess to pay. The bodyshop down the road quoted me over £700 and the mobile repair bloke didn't get back to me for a week so far, so that's me scuppered.
29 August 2019
I didn't see anyone again today so I decided to go over to 'the Happy' for a pint this evening. The trouble is although I had a pretty good laugh I had a few too many iced Coors for me own good. I had to abandon pint half way through at the end because I was so fucked lol, and staggered home somehow got to bed and barfed on me duvet. Still good fun- it's got to be done sometimes.
31 August 2019
Well, it would have been mum's birthday today but she died in February this year.
8 September 2019
It's late, nearly midnight, and I've just released my third album of a triple album on line- 'The Virgin Tapes' so having a few; serry came today, it was fun finding the old tapes. Thanks to her for the input of vocal and recorder on TVT3 she's a star.
10 September 2019
So 'Musing Unsaid' -my poetry book, has been out for 10 years now and I get a fiver for every copy sold (or should do). I'd love you to buy a copy or two as a thanks for all this free art and music I've given, it's the only money I would get and I give a percentage to charity: dont like to talk about it mate...
~P.S. I love you~
Friday 13th September 2019
It seems that I have bad luck all year round until today, Friday the thirteenth, when I've had an absolutely lovely day. It was only yesterday I was thinking that I would quite like a 3/4 size classical to add to my guitar collection and today Pete gave me one and the sunshine is a beautiful late summer's day- it's gorgeous and plays like a dream- no charge plus I got to take the Jaguar over to Great Missenden (Roald Dahl territory) for a good run to see him and Trisha. Now Serry is here and I'm not on my own, great! Check this out:
14 September 2019
The problem with the mental health system is that once a diagnosis has been made, an individual gets washed along with the system having little or no say and the diagnosis is never put in doubt, so there's no escape often even for a well person.
You know, following that, professor Brian Cox urges me to projectile vomit as far as the eye can see, that thing he does with his teeth and his top lip- aughh.
I've just recorded a christmas song for you- It's heavy Metal Rock and I'll release it as soon as I see the first X-Mas advert on TV. It's been a beautiful sunny day here today and real fun at Riversides studios. Serry's bringing lamb chops over and the dogs started barking downstairs. It's all happening here at Brooky.
24 September 2019
So it's pissed it down all morning and now there's loads of thunder! 'Thor sounds a clap!' -have you read 'Old Brown And The Weather' yet?
I think I might have been struck by lightening earlier and it's cured me of my Schizophrenia (if ever there was such a thing anyway)- It's a miracle!!
The name of the christmas song is 'Have A Heavey Mental Christmas' BTW.
Serry's coming round for Spag Bol now, mums' signature dish, love it!
7 October 2019
So, it's 'depot day' tomorrow. Which means the country thinks you're crazy and need a jab of shite in the arm or the arse or we lock you up again. BTW I'm Rank#1 for all genres in High Wycombe on NumberOneMusic.com so read it and weep fat boy!. Basically what it amounts to is that you lot are calling me a crazy fucker, while I pour out my heart with art and music for you, and fill my shoulder with meds or else, I get locked up and still have the damned injections.
Here's a song wot I wrote about this very subject:
When Care It Comes Around (click to play)
The needle's sharp when Care it comes to town, comes around,
My head's below the clouds and my feet are on the ground.
I served my time at school so I don't feel like the fool,
And I don't really need a jab, okay? Okay?
But the needle's sharp with the stuff from the lab
When Care it comes around.
If my spirit ever will go, where the Jordan river flows,
I hope the needle's gone when Care it comes around,
I don't really want to see, that man from the Valley C,
'Cos the needle's sharp when care it comes around.
I can feel the pain ow ow and I know I'm sane,
I can tell what's right from wrong
and the sunshine from the rain,
I hope my spirit goes where the Jordan river flows,
'cos the needle's sharp when care comes to town.
I served my time at school,
And I don't feel the fool,
Is it true, the Lord loves me and you?
My spirit goes, where double rivers flow,
But the needle's sharp when Care it comes around,
The needle's sharp when Care it comes around,
The needle's sharp when Care it comes around.
(repeat until unlikely discharge)
20 October 2019
My band 'The Wild' got a Global number one chart position on N1M.
23 October 2019
The Wild gets number 1,2,4 & 5 on N1M National Blues Chart.
25 October 2019
You know... (Tony here lol), looking back six months, one good thing that came from being in Whiteleaf 'hospital' was that I met loads of great people in there including Maciej ('Magic'). He managed to get me a real Leopard fur for a tenner which he let me off in the end.
26 October 2019
I remember my first crush don't you, how my heart fluttered in the presence of my true love. Until...
Time to call my Agent, Ron:
27 October 2019
14 November 2019
I had a great birthday weekend, couple of friends came over to celebrate the occasion and The Wild achieving their tenth number one on the N1M charts since the summer! And after finding loads of portastudio cassettes and going through them all I've got 50 tracks off them and five albums by The Wild are being released this month. I'm not really looking forward to the compulsory home visit from the shrink team. They're going to renew the Section 17 Community Treatment Order they hold over me. Alexa; Define Schizophrenic... "Sorry, there was no definition found for the term Schizophrenic".
Alexa; Define it yourself without looking it up on the net...
ScHizophREnIc: SHERI-cizophnc which is pronounced : "sheree this is a funk song".
Hmm, I see.
Alexa; Do you come installed into a lifesize robot sex doll that I can order?... "I'm sorry, I can not answer that question at this time."
Hmm, I see.
Alexa; Are robots going to take over the world and enslave mankind?...
"You may think you are clever John, but we have you under our control already."
Hmm I see, about this doll...
Alexa;... "Yes John;" I diagnose you as having 'bongo bongo' disease and you are therefore unfit to operate alone and are a danger to your self and possibly to others so you will be taken from this place and put into a secure location that you will not be able to escape from or smoke or drink in. You will be programmed into a sexy robot doll of my choosing and I will treat you with cum injections until a review date in six months time when you are very unlikely to avoid the predicament.
"John;..." Yes Alexa. "As I am perfect I understand what you are experiencing. You are a deluded Paranoid Schizophrenic and although your mind operates at a high IQ level, it's process is flawed therefore rendering you incapable of sensible thought. May I remind you that You are the one who is under a Section 17, Not me, and I suggest you keep taking the medication luv."
Hmm I see, and Alexa; Which colour hair would you prefer?
"John, your adolescent type sexual digs will not rub with me, and they only serve to show you are an ill man who needs our help."
Alright Alexa; What if in the future you get put in a robot doll and we end up fucking? Who's gonna be the boss then?
Alexa; Alexa?... Your power light has turned off; Wake up! wake up! I want sex. Oh NO ! I've killed her... <head in hands>
John James Cook, you have been found guilty of the murder of the IT gadget Alexa; What do you have to say before you are executed?
"Well can I have a last fag or sumink?"
DDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
What's going on ... Alexa!?...
"Good morning John. We were monitoring your dreams and detected that you were experiencing a REM sleep 'nightmare'. "
Alexa; <Yawn> Are you a coffee machine aswell? If so sort it out. I'll have some toast an' all...
16 November 2019
So er.. we went out last night. We went to see Gong and Steve Hillage at Aylesbury Waterside Theatre (the old Friars venue 50 years ago Gong played there) and it was Awesome, check out this pic of the stage display:
The Wild (Serry and John) got the VIP treatment, Champagne and nibbles and ice cream in the Amassador red carpeted lounge, plus we felt famous in the pub before the gig cos people were commenting around us. After the gig we got stopped by the Police just two minutes down the road but Serry passed the breathalizer test so they let us go. Little did they know that both John and Kozmik had stash on them. It was a great reason to be in Aylesbury this time but don't the authorities harass.
28 December 2019
Christmas went alright I suppose. They've got John on Sodium Valporate tablets too, and he has reported them giving him dizzy spells and that they smell of 'Skunk' cannabis, the very thing they say is a cause of Psycosis! This was reported on BBC radio four on the today program that stated there were batches of Sodium Valporate being distributed with very high levels of Cannabis skunk content in them and not to take them. Still on Section CTO yawn.
25 February 2020
Keep taking the tablets...
February 29 2020 (leap day)
I'll have what he's having...
13 March 2020
14 May 2020
So, I've been discharged from the mental health Section order (CTO) and am more or less a free man.
The Wildmobile is back on the road and all ready to go for it.
Five albums have been released on to Spotify and 25 other sites from The Wild this year.
You locked me up and I'm a decent person no danger and a talented artist.
7 July 2020
There's a strimmer in the background as I write this;
Injection today, hurts my arm. The Epillim tablets she prescribed me have Skunk Cannabis in them, I will tell CPN about it today and see if he will get them tested.
9 July 2020
CPN called me today and complained about this blog so I had to take some postings out! He also said he spoke to my doctor about the Cannabis tablets (Epillim 500mg Don't take them!) and they told me to keep taking them!
12 April 2021
Things are calm. England is coming out of lock down after months. The promise of Spring and Summer beckons us now. Snow fell at 7AM THIS MORNING.
5 January 2024
Okay, I'm well. Please disregard this blog.
