THE THIN KING


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The thin king thinks about issues of his kingdom and trys to answer wisely his subjects questions.

Q.
Thin King the bankers are losing our money, it's not fair!
A.
Money can not buy a happy mood or the love of a sweetheart or heal a guilty conscience, the solo comes out better on a stolen guitar and it must be funny in a rich man's world- enough is as good as a feast- who needs more than five beers anyway?

Q.
Thin King, My wife is seeing another man what should I do?
A.
Go and knock seven hells bells out of him and go for a pint, there are a few good taverns left in the Shire.

Q.
Thin King, why do people commit suicide?
A.
Because they can not face their life at the time but a better way out is to get rat-arsed and see how you feel the next day! lol

Q.
Thin King, How do people cope with incurable diseases?
A.
It must be difficult sometimes, enjoy what you can when you can, eg a fine ale at happy hour or the delectable curve of your nurses breast.

Q.
Thin King, How can we deal with hoodies?
A.
The only deals hoodies know are dope deals and they will sell you shit stuff at a rip-off price, you're better off with some of the Shire's finer ales.

Q.
Thin King, what do you think the warnings on cigarette packets say about our government's mental state?
A.
Well fucked-up! lol
(Then a heckler shouted from the crowd: "YEAH!, fucking loonies…)

Q.
Thin King, I'm bankrupt, my wife is having an affair, my son is contemplating suicide, I have a life threatening illness, there are hoodies throwing eggs at the window and I can't afford my fags...
A.
Is the King's Arms open yet?




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